Dear Sweet Baby Jesus
Well, I feel like a true Austinite. I left my deodorant in Kendra’s freezer, so I went an entire day without it. I had rainy-day hair and distinct hippy musk. I fit in perfectly.
Additionally, I have lost around ten pounds on the Breakup Diet, so there’s always a silver lining. It also couldn’t have come at a better time. A guy that I used to date is going camping with us tomorrow, so I have to put my game face on. Not that I’m interested… but I gotta make him sweat it.
My buddy Amber is super sick. So I brought her some OJ. Her tummy hurts, she’s pooping a lot, and she’s very irritable. I asked her if she was prego, but she says that’s impossible. But I don’t know… Jesus is proof that abstinence isn’t 100% effective, so we’ll have to wait and see. I asked her what she would name this immaculately conceived child… She said Baby Jesus. Sweet.
She told me about this site selling T-shirts for a friend from college. Her friend, Jamie, was diagnosed with cancer, and appears to have an incredibly positive outlook for the situation. She keeps a carepage (that I’ve heard is VERY inspirational), but I haven’t read it because I’m a big baby. The burnt orange shirts say “Cancer Sucks” on the front and “Jamie Rocks… Jamie Fight” on the back. You don’t have to be a UT fan to appreciate it. Profits go to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Anyway, I thought I’d throw the link out there for anyone who might be interested.
You can sorta follow me on twitter @girlvworld. I say sorta because I don’t really know what to do with the account… so I mostly just say that I’ve updated the blog. Perhaps I will find more interesting things to do with it.
Additionally, I have lost around ten pounds on the Breakup Diet, so there’s always a silver lining. It also couldn’t have come at a better time. A guy that I used to date is going camping with us tomorrow, so I have to put my game face on. Not that I’m interested… but I gotta make him sweat it.
My buddy Amber is super sick. So I brought her some OJ. Her tummy hurts, she’s pooping a lot, and she’s very irritable. I asked her if she was prego, but she says that’s impossible. But I don’t know… Jesus is proof that abstinence isn’t 100% effective, so we’ll have to wait and see. I asked her what she would name this immaculately conceived child… She said Baby Jesus. Sweet.
She told me about this site selling T-shirts for a friend from college. Her friend, Jamie, was diagnosed with cancer, and appears to have an incredibly positive outlook for the situation. She keeps a carepage (that I’ve heard is VERY inspirational), but I haven’t read it because I’m a big baby. The burnt orange shirts say “Cancer Sucks” on the front and “Jamie Rocks… Jamie Fight” on the back. You don’t have to be a UT fan to appreciate it. Profits go to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Anyway, I thought I’d throw the link out there for anyone who might be interested.
You can sorta follow me on twitter @girlvworld. I say sorta because I don’t really know what to do with the account… so I mostly just say that I’ve updated the blog. Perhaps I will find more interesting things to do with it.




Cool. I ordered a shirt.
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